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L\u00fctv\u0259li Abdullayev ma\u015f\u0131nla \u015e\u0259kiy\u0259 gedirmi\u015f. Bir k\u0259ndin k\u0259nar\u0131ndan ke\u00e7\u0259nd\u0259 g\u00f6r\u00fcr ki, bir o\u011flan e\u015f\u015f\u0259yin \u00fcst\u00fcnd\u0259 gedir. L\u00fctv\u0259li o\u011flana yax\u0131nla\u015f\u0131b soru\u015fur:\n\u2013O\u011flan, siz bu k\u0259ndd\u0259nsooz?
\nO\u011flan:
\n\u2013M\u0259n bu k\u0259ndd\u0259n\u0259m, e\u015f\u015f\u0259k \u015e\u0259kid\u0259n.
\nL\u00fctv\u0259li:
\n\u2013Art\u0131q benzinin varm\u0131?
\nO\u011flan e\u015f\u015f\u0259yin quyru\u011funu qald\u0131r\u0131b deyir:
\n\u2013Nolu g\u00f6st\u0259rir.
\n***
\nQar\u0131nqulu ehsandan o q\u0259d\u0259r yeyir ki, t\u0259rp\u0259n\u0259 bilmir. Qon\u015fular\u0131 bunu araba il\u0259 evin\u0259 aparmal\u0131 olurlar. Qar\u0131nqulu g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc a\u00e7\u0131b g\u00f6yd\u0259 ulduzlar\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcr v\u0259 araba\u00e7\u0131dan soru\u015fur:
\n\u2013Orada n\u0259 y\u0131\u011f\u0131ncaqd\u0131r?
\nAraba\u00e7\u0131 deyir:
\n\u2013Orada da ehsan verilir.
\nQar\u0131nqulu:
\n\u2013Onda araban\u0131 ora s\u00fcr.
\n***
\n\u015e\u0259ki bazar\u0131nda q\u0259ssablar: “Qo\u00e7 \u0259ti!”, “Qoyun \u0259ti!”, “Quzu \u0259ti!”\u2013dey\u0259 haray salm\u0131\u015fd\u0131lar. \u018fbd\u00fclcabbar \u0259t almaq fikri olmasa da, q\u0259ssablar\u0131n birind\u0259n soru\u015fur:
\n\u2013\u018fmio\u011flu, \u0259t erk\u0259k qoyundu, yoxsa di\u015fi? Q\u0259ssab m\u00fc\u015ft\u0259ri tapd\u0131\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcb sevinc\u0259k:
\n\u2013D\u0259d\u0259m, erk\u0259kdir, deyir.
\n\u2013E, m\u0259ni xam hesab el\u0259m\u0259, bilmir\u0259m ki, s\u0259nin d\u0259d\u0259n erk\u0259kdir?! M\u0259n qoyunun \u0259tini soru\u015furam.
\n***
\nQon\u015fu qon\u015fuya ke\u00e7ib gor\u00fcr ki, ev sahibinin ki\u00e7ik q\u0131z\u0131 m\u0259tb\u0259xd\u0259 m\u0259\u015f\u011fuldur.
\n\u2013A q\u0131z\u0131m, s\u0259ni yiyim, hayindi orda na\u011far\u0131rsan?
\nX\u00f6r\u0259k bi\u015firir\u0259m, a xala.
\n\u2013A s\u0259ni d\u0259 yiyim, s\u0259n bi\u015fir\u0259n x\u00f6r\u0259yo da!
\nQ\u0131z\u0131n atas\u0131 o biri otaqdan dill\u0259nir:
\n\u2013A qon\u015fu, q\u0131z\u0131 yiyirs\u0259n yi, amma x\u00f6r\u0259yl\u0259 i\u015fin olmas\u0131n!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"