{"id":7815,"date":"2017-10-27T12:19:54","date_gmt":"2017-10-27T09:19:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yeniterter.az\/?p=7815"},"modified":"2017-10-27T12:20:12","modified_gmt":"2017-10-27T09:20:12","slug":"bas-redaktordan-bala-kirpinin-s%c9%99rguz%c9%99stl%c9%99ri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/?p=7815","title":{"rendered":"Ba\u015f redaktordan: \u201cBala Kirpi\u201dnin s\u0259rg\u00fcz\u0259\u015ftl\u0259ri"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00d6T\u00dcRHA\u00d6T\u00dcR OYUNU V\u018f YAXUD \u201cBERMUD \u00dc\u00c7BUCA\u011eI\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"91_1443550800\"\u201cBala Kirpi\u201d h\u0259mi\u015f\u0259 oldu\u011fu kimi yen\u0259 redaksiyaya ba\u015f \u00e7\u0259kmi\u015fdi. \u00c7\u00f6l qap\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131b, i\u00e7\u0259ri girm\u0259k ist\u0259y\u0259nd\u0259 yen\u0259 d\u0259 ba\u015f redaktorun \u0259s\u0259bi s\u0259sini e\u015fitdi.
\n\u2013A ba\u015f\u0131na d\u00f6n\u00fcm, bel\u0259 d\u0259 i\u015f olar?! Durdu\u011fumuz yerd\u0259 oyuna d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f\u00fck d\u0259! Kim\u0259 dey\u0259s\u0259n, kimd\u0259n dey\u0259s\u0259n? Ham\u0131 g\u00fcnah\u0131 boynundan at\u0131r. Ortada g\u00fcnah var, amma g\u00fcnahkar yoxdur.
\n\u201cBala Kirpi\u201d \u00e7\u0259kin\u0259-\u00e7\u0259kin\u0259 ba\u015f redaktorun k\u00f6m\u0259k\u00e7isi Nigar \u018fmrahovaya yax\u0131nla\u015fd\u0131:
\n\u2013Yen\u0259 n\u0259 olub?
\nK\u00f6m\u0259k\u00e7i \u00e7iyinl\u0259rini \u00e7\u0259kdi, y\u0259ni bilmir\u0259m. \u201cBala Kirpi\u201dnin t\u0259\u0259cc\u00fcb\u00fc bir az da artd\u0131. Qorxa-qorxa qap\u0131n\u0131 azca aralay\u0131b i\u00e7\u0259ri baxd\u0131. G\u00f6rd\u00fc ki, \u201cYeni T\u0259rt\u0259r\u201din ba\u015f redaktoru Tofiq Yusif \u0259l-qolunu \u00f6l\u00e7\u0259-\u00f6l\u00e7\u0259 var-g\u0259l el\u0259yir, redaksiyan\u0131n m\u00fchasibi B\u0259xtil\u0259 \u018fliyeva is\u0259 sakitc\u0259 ona qulaq as\u0131r.
\n\u201cBala Kirpi\u201d ist\u0259di qap\u0131n\u0131 sakitc\u0259 \u00f6rt\u00fcb, geri \u00e7\u0259kilsin, al\u0131nmad\u0131, ba\u015f redaktor onu g\u00f6rd\u00fc v\u0259 i\u00e7\u0259ri \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rd\u0131. O da g\u0259lib sa-kitc\u0259 m\u00fchasibin yan\u0131nda dayand\u0131.
\nBa\u015f redaktor \u201cBala Kirpi\u201dy\u0259 qeyzl\u0259 dedi:
\n\u2013A ki\u015finin o\u011flu, s\u0259n \u00e7ox yeri g\u0259zmi\u015f v\u0259 \u00e7ox \u015feyi g\u00f6r\u00fcb-g\u00f6t\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f bir adamsan. De g\u00f6r\u00fcm, g\u00fcnah\u0131 olmayan adama c\u0259rim\u0259 yazarlar?
\n\u201cBala Kirpi\u201d ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 bulad\u0131 v\u0259 astadan: \u201cyox\u201d\u2013dedi.
\n\u2013B\u0259s onda \u201cYeni T\u0259rt\u0259r\u201d q\u0259zetinin redaksiyas\u0131na niy\u0259 c\u0259rim\u0259 yaz\u0131rlar? G\u00fcnah\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n ad\u0131 n\u0259dir?
\n\u201cBala Kirpi\u201d mat-m\u0259\u0259tt\u0259l ba\u015f redaktorun \u00fcz\u00fcn\u0259 baxd\u0131.
\nRedaktor yen\u0259 \u0259s\u0259bi halda gileyl\u0259ndi:
\n\u2013Yax\u015f\u0131, e\u015fit, izah eliyim. Bax 26 sentyabr 2017-ci il tarixd\u0259, y\u0259ni h\u0259l\u0259 vaxt\u0131ndan da 5 g\u00fcn \u0259vv\u0259l redaksiya t\u0259r\u0259find\u0259n D\u00f6vl\u0259t Sosial M\u00fcdafi\u0259 Fondunun T\u0259rt\u0259r rayon \u015f\u00f6b\u0259sinin hesab\u0131na \u00f6d\u0259nilm\u0259si \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn \u201cKapital Bank\u201d\u0131n T\u0259rt\u0259r rayon filial\u0131na 424 manat 42 q\u0259pik m\u0259bl\u0259\u011find\u0259 (ayl\u0131q \u0259m\u0259k haqq\u0131n\u0131n 25 faizi) m\u0259cburi d\u00f6vl\u0259t sosial s\u0131\u011fortas\u0131 \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn v\u0259sait \u00f6d\u0259nilib. Bank da h\u0259min 144 sayl\u0131 \u00f6d\u0259ni\u015f tap\u015f\u0131r\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 natamam \u015f\u0259kild\u0259 rayon maliyy\u0259 idar\u0259sin\u0259 g\u00f6nd\u0259rib. Maliyy\u0259 idar\u0259si d\u0259 el\u0259 bilib ki, bu, g\u0259lir vergisidir v\u0259 h\u0259min pulu 11 sayl\u0131 \u018frazi Vergil\u0259r Departamentin\u0259 g\u00f6nd\u0259rib. Bu x\u0259b\u0259ri is\u0259 biz\u0259 DSMF-nin rayon \u015f\u00f6b\u0259sin\u0259 r\u00fcbl\u00fck hesabat t\u0259qdim ed\u0259rk\u0259n, y\u0259ni v\u0259saiti k\u00f6\u00e7\u00fcrd\u00fckd\u0259n d\u00fcz 18 g\u00fcn sonra\u201313 oktyabr 2017-ci il tarixind\u0259 veribl\u0259r. Deyibl\u0259r ki, redaksiya d\u00f6vl\u0259t m\u0259cburi sosial s\u0131\u011fortan\u0131 vaxt\u0131nda \u00f6d\u0259m\u0259diyi \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn 10 faiz peniya hesablanacaq.
\nBu ara ba\u015f redaktor ona m\u0259lul-m\u0259lul baxan \u201cBala Kirpi\u201dy\u0259 t\u0259r\u0259f d\u00f6nd\u00fc v\u0259 soru\u015fdu:
\n\u2013Ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrs\u0259n d\u0259 n\u0259 deyir\u0259m?
\n\u201cBala Kirpi\u201d yen\u0259 d\u0259 ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 bulad\u0131, y\u0259ni yox.
\n\u2013Ay r\u0259hm\u0259tliyin o\u011flu, s\u0259n ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015fm\u0259y\u0259nd\u0259n sonra, m\u0259n onlar\u0131 nec\u0259 ba\u015fa sal\u0131m?
\n\u201cBala Kirpi\u201d dedi:
\n\u2013Qa\u011fa, vallah, \u00e7ox q\u0259liz dan\u0131\u015f\u0131rsan ey! Bir az sad\u0259 dan\u0131\u015f, m\u0259n d\u0259 anlay\u0131m g\u00f6r\u00fcm n\u0259 dem\u0259k ist\u0259yirs\u0259n.
\n\u2013Yax\u015f\u0131, diqq\u0259tl\u0259 fikir ver. Bax, el\u0259 bil ki, redaksiya bank vasit\u0259sil\u0259 s\u0259nin ad\u0131na \u00f6d\u0259diyi pulu s\u0259hv\u0259n g\u00f6nd\u0259ribl\u0259r M\u0259mm\u0259dquluya, M\u0259mm\u0259dqulu da h\u0259min pulu s\u0259n\u0259 yox, s\u0259hv\u0259n verib Allahquluya. \u0130ndi Allahqulu bu pula sahib \u00e7\u0131x\u0131b, geri qaytarm\u0131r yiy\u0259sin\u0259, y\u0259ni s\u0259n\u0259. S\u0259n d\u0259 redaksiyaya deyirs\u0259n ki, bilmir\u0259m, m\u0259nim pulumu tez ol ver! Yoxsa h\u0259min pulun \u00fcst\u00fcn\u0259 s\u0259l\u0259m faizin\u0259 ox\u015far c\u0259rim\u0259 hesablanacaq, \u00f6z\u00fc d\u0259 d\u00fcz 42 manat ne\u00e7\u0259 q\u0259pik. \u018fg\u0259r bu pul tezlikl\u0259 t\u0259krar \u00f6d\u0259nm\u0259s\u0259, c\u0259rim\u0259 faizi daha da artacaq.
\n\u2013H\u0259, ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015fd\u00fcm. B\u0259s h\u0259min idar\u0259l\u0259rin ba\u015fbil\u0259nl\u0259ri n\u0259 deyirl\u0259r? \u2013\u201cBala Kirpi\u201d soru\u015fdu:
\n\u2013\u201cKapital\u201d Bank\u0131n T\u0259rt\u0259r filial\u0131n\u0131n m\u00fcdiri \u0130lqar B\u0259d\u0259lov deyir ki, yax\u015f\u0131, m\u0259\u015f\u011ful olar\u0131q. Bankda h\u0259min \u0259m\u0259liyyat\u0131 aparan Elmin \u018fhm\u0259dov deyir ki, bizd\u0259 g\u00fcnah yoxdur, g\u00fcnah maliyy\u0259 idar\u0259sind\u0259dir. Maliyy\u0259 idar\u0259sind\u0259n deyirl\u0259r ki, s\u0259hv bank\u0131nd\u0131r, bank k\u00f6\u00e7\u00fcrm\u0259 v\u0259r\u0259q\u0259sind\u0259 DSMF s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc yazmay\u0131b, biz d\u0259 o pulu g\u0259lir vergisi bilib, Vergil\u0259r Departamentin\u0259 g\u00f6nd\u0259rmi\u015fik.
\nDepartamentin T\u0259rt\u0259r rayonu \u00fczr\u0259 n\u00fcmay\u0259nd\u0259si \u0130sr\u0259fil Ta\u011f\u0131yev is\u0259 deyir ki, biz\u0259 g\u00f6nd\u0259ril\u0259n pul geri qaytar\u0131lm\u0131r, ist\u0259r s\u0259hv olsun, ist\u0259r d\u00fcz. Sonra da bir \u0259riz\u0259 formas\u0131 verir ki, yaz\u0131n, g\u00f6r\u0259k neyl\u0259yirik.
\nDSMF-nin T\u0259rt\u0259r rayon \u015f\u00f6b\u0259sinin m\u00fcdiri Emin M\u0259mm\u0259dov da s\u00f6yl\u0259yir ki, bu hesablar\u0131n ham\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 komp\u00fct\u00fcr apar\u0131r. M\u0259n komp\u00fcter\u0259 \u0259mr ed\u0259 bilm\u0259r\u0259m ki, dayan, peniya hesablama.
\nRedaksiya da m\u0259cbur qal\u0131b, onsuz da kas\u0131b olan b\u00fcdc\u0259mizd\u0259n t\u0259krar 424 manat 42 q\u0259pik pulu oktyabr\u0131n 18-d\u0259 DSMF-nin rayon \u015f\u00f6b\u0259sin\u0259 \u00f6d\u0259di ki, \u0259lav\u0259 c\u0259rim\u0259l\u0259r hesablanmas\u0131n.
\n\u201cBala Kirpi\u201d soru\u015fdu:
\n\u2013B\u0259s ax\u0131r\u0131?
\nBa\u015f redaktor yen\u0259 \u0259s\u0259bi cavab verdi:
\n\u2013Ax\u0131r\u0131 da odur ki, redaksiyan\u0131n halal pulunu bu m\u0259suliyy\u0259tsizl\u0259r \u00f6t\u00fcrha\u00f6t\u00fcr oyununa sal\u0131blar, y\u0259ni bizim 424 manat 42 q\u0259pik pulumuz \u201cBermud \u00fc\u00e7b\u00fcca\u011f\u0131\u201dnda bat\u0131b. Bu m\u0259bl\u0259\u011f is\u0259 redaksiyan\u0131n 4 n\u0259f\u0259r i\u015f\u00e7isinin ayl\u0131q \u0259m\u0259k haqq\u0131 q\u0259d\u0259rdir.
\nH\u0259min idar\u0259l\u0259rin he\u00e7 biri rayon q\u0259zetin\u0259 abun\u0259 d\u0259 yaz\u0131lm\u0131r. Di g\u0259l, ay\u0131b olmas\u0131n, vur e\u015f\u015f\u0259yi pal\u00e7\u0131qdan \u00e7\u0131xs\u0131n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00d6T\u00dcRHA\u00d6T\u00dcR OYUNU V\u018f YAXUD \u201cBERMUD \u00dc\u00c7BUCA\u011eI\u201d \u201cBala Kirpi\u201d h\u0259mi\u015f\u0259 oldu\u011fu kimi yen\u0259 redaksiyaya ba\u015f \u00e7\u0259kmi\u015fdi. \u00c7\u00f6l qap\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131b, i\u00e7\u0259ri girm\u0259k ist\u0259y\u0259nd\u0259 yen\u0259 d\u0259 ba\u015f redaktorun \u0259s\u0259bi s\u0259sini e\u015fitdi. \u2013A ba\u015f\u0131na d\u00f6n\u00fcm, bel\u0259 d\u0259 i\u015f olar?! Durdu\u011fumuz yerd\u0259 oyuna d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f\u00fck d\u0259! Kim\u0259 dey\u0259s\u0259n, kimd\u0259n dey\u0259s\u0259n? Ham\u0131 g\u00fcnah\u0131 boynundan at\u0131r. Ortada g\u00fcnah var, amma g\u00fcnahkar yoxdur. \u201cBala […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[20],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7815"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}