{"id":7173,"date":"2017-08-18T11:11:11","date_gmt":"2017-08-18T08:11:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yeniterter.az\/?p=7173"},"modified":"2017-08-18T11:14:36","modified_gmt":"2017-08-18T08:14:36","slug":"yalanciliq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/?p=7173","title":{"rendered":"YALAN\u00c7ILIQ"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Satirik q\u0259l\u0259ml\u0259)<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\"20138161115\"\u201cYalan\u00e7\u0131 Allah\u0131n d\u00fc\u015fm\u0259nidir\u201d, \u201cYalan, Allah yan\u0131nda \u0259n b\u00f6y\u00fck g\u00fcnahlardan-d\u0131r\u201d, \u201cYalan\u00e7\u0131n\u0131n evi yand\u0131, he\u00e7 kim inanmad\u0131\u201d, \u201cYalan\u00e7\u0131 d\u0259yirmandan ba\u015f\u0131 unlu g\u0259ldi, inanmad\u0131lar\u201d, \u201cYalan\u00e7\u0131n\u0131n vicdan\u0131 olmaz\u201d, \u201cYalan ayaq tutar, amma yerim\u0259z\u201d, \u201cYalanla qurulan ev tez da\u011f\u0131lar\u201d, \u201cYalan\u00e7\u0131n\u0131 m\u0259nzilin\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r qovarlar\u201d…<\/strong><\/em>
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\nYalan haqq\u0131nda bu hikm\u0259tli s\u00f6zl\u0259r zaman\u0131n s\u0131naqlar\u0131ndan ke\u00e7ib g\u0259l\u0259r\u0259k bu g\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fcz\u0259 \u00e7at\u0131b v\u0259 h\u0259r birind\u0259 b\u00f6y\u00fck bir ibr\u0259tamizlik var. Amma… \u0130ndiki zamanda kimdir ki, bel\u0259 a\u011f\u0131ll\u0131 k\u0259lamlara \u0259h\u0259miyy\u0259t ver\u0259n?! Yalan olmas\u0131n, ham\u0131 yalan dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r. \u018fr arvad\u0131n\u0131 aldad\u0131r, arvad \u0259rini, qarda\u015f bac\u0131n\u0131 aldad\u0131r, bac\u0131 qarda\u015f\u0131, valideynl\u0259r \u00f6vladlar\u0131n\u0131, \u00f6vladlar valideynl\u0259rini, ail\u0259d\u0259 ham\u0131 bir-birin\u0259 yalan dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r. C\u0259miyy\u0259td\u0259 bir \u00e7ox hallarda m\u0259mur v\u0259t\u0259nda\u015fa yalan dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r, v\u0259t\u0259nda\u015f m\u0259mura. Bel\u0259likl\u0259 aldatma v\u0259rdi\u015fl\u0259ri get-ged\u0259 k\u00fctl\u0259vi hal alma\u011fa ba\u015flay\u0131b. Art\u0131q bu patoloji x\u0259st\u0259lik geni\u015fl\u0259n\u0259r\u0259k \u00e7ox t\u0259b\u0259q\u0259l\u0259ri \u00f6z t\u0259siri alt\u0131na al\u0131b. El\u0259 adamlar var ki, yalan dan\u0131\u015fmaq \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn, kims\u0259 gir\u0259v\u0259sin\u0259 ke\u00e7m\u0259s\u0259, \u00f6z\u00fc-\u00f6z\u00fcn\u0259 yalan dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r. Sanki yalan\u00e7\u0131l\u0131q irs\u0259n ke\u00e7m\u0259 v\u0259 genetik bir m\u0259s\u0259l\u0259 olub. El\u0259l\u0259ri var ki, el\u0259 bil yalan dan\u0131\u015fmasa, ya\u015faya bilm\u0259z. Bu b\u0259la art\u0131q el\u0259 bil h\u0259yat t\u0259rzin\u0259 \u00e7evrilib. Adam \u00e7a\u015f-ba\u015f qal\u0131r. \u00d6z\u00fcn-\u00f6z\u00fcnd\u0259n soru\u015fursan: \u201cN\u0259 \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn yalan dan\u0131\u015f\u0131rlar? Bu onlara hans\u0131 faydan\u0131 verir? N\u0259 onlar\u0131 vadar edir ki, durduqlar\u0131 yerd\u0259 yalan dan\u0131\u015fs\u0131nlar?\u201d. Bu suallar cavabs\u0131z qal\u0131r.
\nYaradan bir ne\u00e7\u0259 \u015f\u0259rt daxilind\u0259 yalan\u00e7\u0131n\u0131 \u0259hv ed\u0259 bilir: \u018fg\u0259r o yalan kimins\u0259 nahaqdan \u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fcn qar\u015f\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 alarsa, ail\u0259nin da\u011f\u0131lmas\u0131n\u0131 dayand\u0131rarsa, m\u00fcharib\u0259y\u0259 mane olarsa v\u0259 s… Bel\u0259 yalanlara \u201cxeyir-xah yalanlar\u201d da dem\u0259k olar. Lakin dig\u0259r hallarda yalandan da iyr\u0259nc, r\u0259zil, al\u00e7aq bir \u015fey yoxdur. V\u0259 d\u0259rd oras\u0131ndad\u0131r ki, b\u0259zil\u0259ri el\u0259 yalan uydurur-lar, \u00fcst\u00fc h\u0259min an, yaxud 3-5 d\u0259qiq\u0259 sonra \u0259lb\u0259\u0259l a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131r, fa\u015f olur. Amma bu da h\u0259min yalan\u00e7\u0131lara \u00f6hd olmur, yen\u0259 \u00f6z \u201ck\u0259rdil\u0259rini sulay\u0131rlar\u201d, ay\u0131b bilmirl\u0259r, ab\u0131r-h\u0259ya qanm\u0131rlar. V\u0259 \u00e7ox q\u0259rib\u0259dir, bel\u0259 adamlar \u00f6zl\u0259rini el\u0259 apar\u0131rlar ki, guya bir az \u0259vv\u0259l dan\u0131\u015fd\u0131\u011f\u0131 yalan\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcnd\u0259 b\u0259dnam olan bu adam deyil. Dem\u0259li, art\u0131q onlar\u0131n \u00fczl\u0259ri t\u00fcp\u00fcrc\u0259y\u0259 \u00f6yr\u0259nib.
\n\u00d6z\u00fcm \u015fahidi olmu\u015fam: Zalda iclas zaman\u0131 bir idar\u0259nin m\u00fcdirind\u0259n soru\u015furlar: \u201cFilan i\u015fi g\u00f6rd\u00fcnm\u00fc?\u201d. Aya\u011fa qalx\u0131b deyir: \u201cB\u0259li, g\u00f6rd\u00fcm\u201d. Halbuki zalda oturanlar\u0131n ham\u0131s\u0131 bilir ki, h\u0259min adam o i\u015fi g\u00f6rm\u0259yib, yalan dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r. \u00c7ox t\u0259\u0259cc\u00fcbl\u00fcd\u00fcr ki, bu y\u00fcz ne\u00e7\u0259 n\u0259f\u0259rd\u0259n biri durub demir ki, a ki\u015fi, (v\u0259 yaxud ay xan\u0131m) niy\u0259 yalan dan\u0131\u015f\u0131rsan? Utanm\u0131rsan?! Ay\u0131b deyil?! Ona g\u00f6r\u0259 demirl\u0259r ki, onsuz da onlar da bel\u0259 yalan dan\u0131\u015facaqlar v\u0259 onda dem\u0259sinl\u0259r ki, s\u0259n niy\u0259 yalan dan\u0131\u015f\u0131rsan? O da var ki, g\u0259r\u0259k yalan dan\u0131\u015fanda he\u00e7 olmasa el\u0259 \u0259sasland\u0131rasan ki, ger\u00e7\u0259y\u0259 ox\u015fas\u0131n. Daha \u201ca\u011f yalan\u201d yox da!
\n\u018fhvalat. Ki\u00e7ik qarda\u015f g\u00f6r\u00fcr ki, b\u00f6y\u00fck qarda\u015f\u0131 h\u0259r yerd\u0259 yalan dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r, amma ham\u0131 ona inan\u0131r, h\u00f6rm\u0259t el\u0259yir. \u00d6z-\u00f6z\u00fcn\u0259 fikirl\u0259\u015fir: \u201cM\u0259n niy\u0259 yalan dan\u0131\u015f\u0131b, qarda\u015f\u0131m kimi h\u00f6rm\u0259t qazanm\u0131ram?\u201d.<\/em><\/strong>
\n Bir g\u00fcn camaat\u0131n gur yerind\u0259 deyir:<\/em><\/strong>
\n \u2013Ay camaat, d\u00fcn\u0259n g\u00f6yd\u0259 bir k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck zingild\u0259yirdi.<\/em><\/strong>
\n Adamlar y\u0131\u011f\u0131\u015f\u0131b bunu t\u0259p\u0259qapaz edirl\u0259r ki, s\u0259n gics\u0259n, d\u0259lis\u0259n, n\u0259s\u0259n, g\u00f6yd\u0259 d\u0259 k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck olar?<\/em><\/strong>
\n B\u00f6y\u00fck qarda\u015f uzaqdan g\u00f6r\u00fcr ki, qarda\u015f\u0131n\u0131 d\u00f6y\u00fcrl\u0259r. Onlara yax\u0131nla\u015f\u0131b m\u0259s\u0259l\u0259ni \u00f6yr\u0259nir v\u0259 deyir:<\/em><\/strong>
\n \u2013Ay camaat, onu d\u00f6ym\u00fcy\u00fcn, burada n\u0259 var ki, \u0259lb\u0259t bir qaraqu\u015f bir it k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcy\u00fcn\u00fc cayna\u011f\u0131na al\u0131b g\u00f6y\u0259 qald\u0131r\u0131b, o da g\u00f6yd\u0259 zingild\u0259yirmi\u015f.<\/em><\/strong>
\n Adamlar bu s\u00f6zl\u0259r\u0259 inan\u0131b ki\u00e7ik qarda\u015f\u0131 burax\u0131rlar.<\/em><\/strong>
\n Sonra b\u00f6y\u00fck qarda\u015f ki\u00e7iy\u0259 deyir:<\/em><\/strong>
\n \u2013Ay\u0259, yalan\u0131 el\u0259 dan\u0131\u015f ki, ona inans\u0131nlar.<\/em><\/strong>
\n\u0130ndi d\u00fcnyan\u0131 b\u00fcr\u00fcy\u0259n yalan\u00e7\u0131l\u0131q h\u0259r yer\u0259 siray\u0259t edib, kimin inan\u0131b-inanmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 he\u00e7 vecl\u0259rin\u0259 deyil. Yet\u0259r ki, yalan dan\u0131\u015fs\u0131nlar. Erm\u0259nistan\u0131n quldur rejiminin ba\u015f\u0131nda duranlar kimi. B\u00fct\u00fcn b\u0259\u015f\u0259riyy\u0259t bilir ki, i\u015f\u011fal\u00e7\u0131 Erm\u0259nistan yalan dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r, amma… O yalan\u00e7\u0131 qarda\u015f kimi h\u0259yas\u0131zcas\u0131na el\u0259 yalanlar uydurur ki adam\u0131n mat\u0131-qutu quruyur. Bu yalanlar h\u0259m \u201ca\u011f yalan\u201dlard\u0131r, h\u0259m d\u0259 \u201cquyruqlu\u201d. B\u0259zi d\u00f6vl\u0259tl\u0259r is\u0259 bu isbata ehtiyac\u0131 olmayan ciddi m\u0259s\u0259l\u0259y\u0259 ikili nizam-t\u0259-r\u0259zi m\u00fcst\u0259visind\u0259n bax\u0131r v\u0259 reall\u0131\u011fa q\u0259sd\u0259n g\u00f6z yumurlar, Erm\u0259nistan\u0131n \u015f\u0259r\u0259fsiz v\u0259 al\u00e7aq \u015fantajlar\u0131n\u0131 d\u0259st\u0259kl\u0259yirl\u0259r. Onlar\u0131n ab\u0131rs\u0131zcas\u0131na Az\u0259rbaycan xalq\u0131na atd\u0131qlar\u0131 \u015f\u0259r v\u0259 b\u00f6htanlar d\u00fc\u015fm\u0259n\u00e7ilik m\u00fcnasib\u0259tind\u0259n ba\u015fqa bir \u015fey deyil. Bunu ayd\u0131n g\u00f6rm\u0259k \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn bir ne\u00e7\u0259 adi suala cavab axtarmaq kifay\u0259tdir. M\u0259s\u0259l\u0259n, zaman-zaman kim-kimin torpaqlar\u0131n\u0131 i\u015f\u011fal edib? Kiml\u0259r Q\u0259rbi Az\u0259rbaycan\u0131n mahallar\u0131nda g\u00fcnahs\u0131z insanlar\u0131 min-bir faci\u0259 il\u0259 q\u0259tl\u0259 yetirib v\u0259 etnik t\u0259mizl\u0259m\u0259 apar\u0131b? Kiml\u0259r Bak\u0131, Quba, \u015eamax\u0131 v\u0259 Az\u0259rbaycan\u0131n bir \u00e7ox \u015f\u0259h\u0259r v\u0259 k\u0259ndl\u0259rind\u0259 qanl\u0131 q\u0131r\u011f\u0131nlara s\u0259b\u0259b olub? V\u0259 n\u0259hay\u0259t, kiml\u0259r yer \u00fcz\u00fcnd\u0259 g\u00f6r\u00fcnm\u0259mi\u015f Xocal\u0131 q\u0259tlam\u0131na f\u0259tva verib? (O zaman h\u0259tta bizim q\u0259zetl\u0259r d\u0259 Xocal\u0131da c\u0259mi 2 n\u0259f\u0259rin \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcld\u00fcy\u00fcn\u00fc yazd\u0131lar. Halbuki u\u015faql\u0131-b\u00f6y\u00fckl\u00fc 613 n\u0259f\u0259r Xocal\u0131 sakini v\u0259h\u015fic\u0259sin\u0259 \u00f6l-d\u00fcr\u00fclm\u00fc\u015fd\u00fc. Yalan\u0131n h\u0259ddin\u0259 bax\u0131n!).
\nErm\u0259ni yalanlar\u0131 fa\u015f olsa da, onlara layiq olduqlar\u0131 bir \u015fapalaq ili\u015fdir\u0259n yoxdur ki, o g\u00fcn F\u00fczulid\u0259 k\u00f6rp\u0259 bir q\u0131z\u0131\u2013Z\u0259hran\u0131 v\u0259 onun n\u0259n\u0259sini \u00f6z do\u011fma ocaqlar\u0131nda niy\u0259 \u00f6ld\u00fcrd\u00fcn\u00fcz?! Onlar\u0131n g\u00fcnahlar\u0131 n\u0259ydi?
\nYalanla riyakarl\u0131q biri-biri il\u0259 ekizdir, \u0259clafl\u0131qla al\u00e7aql\u0131q kimi.
\n…M\u0259n d\u0259 bir ne\u00e7\u0259 tan\u0131\u015fdan biryolluq \u00fcz d\u00f6nd\u0259rmi\u015f\u0259m, yalan dan\u0131\u015fd\u0131\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6r\u0259. Fikirl\u0259\u015fm\u0259mi\u015f\u0259m ki, o boyda d\u00f6v-l\u0259tl\u0259rin yalan\u0131 yan\u0131nda, b\u0259zi adamlar\u0131n yalan dan\u0131\u015fmas\u0131 n\u0259 b\u00f6y\u00fck i\u015fdir ki?!<\/p>\n

Tofiq Yusif<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Satirik q\u0259l\u0259ml\u0259) \u201cYalan\u00e7\u0131 Allah\u0131n d\u00fc\u015fm\u0259nidir\u201d, \u201cYalan, Allah yan\u0131nda \u0259n b\u00f6y\u00fck g\u00fcnahlardan-d\u0131r\u201d, \u201cYalan\u00e7\u0131n\u0131n evi yand\u0131, he\u00e7 kim inanmad\u0131\u201d, \u201cYalan\u00e7\u0131 d\u0259yirmandan ba\u015f\u0131 unlu g\u0259ldi, inanmad\u0131lar\u201d, \u201cYalan\u00e7\u0131n\u0131n vicdan\u0131 olmaz\u201d, \u201cYalan ayaq tutar, amma yerim\u0259z\u201d, \u201cYalanla qurulan ev tez da\u011f\u0131lar\u201d, \u201cYalan\u00e7\u0131n\u0131 m\u0259nzilin\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r qovarlar\u201d… \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[20],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}