{"id":5277,"date":"2016-12-27T13:47:54","date_gmt":"2016-12-27T10:47:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yeniterter.az\/?p=5277"},"modified":"2016-12-27T13:47:54","modified_gmt":"2016-12-27T10:47:54","slug":"yeni-il-l%c9%99tif%c9%99l%c9%99ri-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/?p=5277","title":{"rendered":"YEN\u0130 \u0130L L\u018fT\u0130F\u018fL\u018fR\u0130"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-5278 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yeniterter.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/4.jpg\" alt=\"4\" width=\"124\" height=\"124\" srcset=\"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/4.jpg 236w, https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/4-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 124px) 100vw, 124px\" \/>-Anacan, s\u0259n h\u0259qiq\u0259t\u0259n d\u0259 ist\u0259yirs\u0259n ki, yeni ili evd\u0259 ke\u00e7irim?<br \/>\n&#8211; \u018flb\u0259tt\u0259.<br \/>\n&#8211; Onda 31-i gec\u0259si harasa get.<br \/>\n***<br \/>\n\u018fziz \u015eaxta Baba, b\u0259lk\u0259 bu il \u00e7oxlu pulla g\u0259l\u0259s\u0259n, h\u0259?<br \/>\n\u201c\u018fziz rus xan\u0131mlar\u0131, b\u0259sdir \u015eaxta Babadan ki\u015fi ist\u0259diniz! Art\u0131q Tacikistan v\u0259 ke\u00e7mi\u015f sovet \u00f6lk\u0259l\u0259rinin ki\u015fil\u0259rinin yar\u0131s\u0131 biz\u0259 k\u00f6\u00e7\u00fcb\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n\u018fziz \u015eaxta Baba!<br \/>\nM\u0259n\u0259 bu Yeni ild\u0259 \u0259sl tapan\u00e7a h\u0259diyy\u0259 el\u0259. Yoxsa oyuncaq tapan\u00e7an\u0131 g\u0259zdirm\u0259kd\u0259n yoruldum.<br \/>\n\u0130mza: Sah\u0259 m\u00fcv\u0259kkili<br \/>\n***<br \/>\nU\u015fa\u011f\u0131n:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u015eaxta Baba, s\u0259n do\u011fru\u00e7usan? &#8211; sual\u0131ndan sonra \u015eaxta Baba sertifikat\u0131n\u0131, vergi b\u0259yannam\u0259sini, lisenziyas\u0131n\u0131 u\u015fa\u011fa g\u00f6st\u0259rdi.<!--more--><br \/>\n***<br \/>\nBir q\u0131z \u015eaxta Babaya<br \/>\nYeni il arzusunu deyir:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u015eaxta Baba, ar\u0131qlamaq ist\u0259yir\u0259m.<br \/>\n-Bu \u00e7ox \u00e7\u0259tin i\u015fdi.<br \/>\n-M\u0259n h\u0259r \u015fey\u0259 haz\u0131ram.<br \/>\n-Onda g\u0259r\u0259k \u00e7\u0259n\u0259ni s\u0131nd\u0131ram ki, yey\u0259 bilm\u0259y\u0259s\u0259n.<br \/>\n***<br \/>\n&#8211; \u015eaxta Baba il\u0259 Qar q\u0131z\u0131n f\u0259rqini bilirsizmi?<br \/>\nK\u00fcrkl\u0259rin\u0259 diqq\u0259t edin. Birinin d\u00fcym\u0259l\u0259ri sa\u011fdan sola, o birininki soldan sa\u011fa ba\u011flan\u0131r.<br \/>\n\u015eaxta Baba psixiatr\u0131n yan\u0131na g\u0259lib deyir:<br \/>\n-H\u0259kim, k\u00f6m\u0259k edin! M\u0259n \u00f6z\u00fcm\u0259 inanm\u0131ram.<br \/>\nAna balaca o\u011flunu danlay\u0131r:<br \/>\n&#8211; Bu s\u00f6y\u00fc\u015f\u00fc kimd\u0259n e\u015fitmis\u0259n?<br \/>\n&#8211; \u015eaxta Babadan, ana.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ola bilm\u0259z.<br \/>\n&#8211; Olar. \u018fli qartopuyla \u015eaxta Baban\u0131n g\u00f6z\u00fcnd\u0259n vuranda dedi.<br \/>\n***<br \/>\nMa\u011fazada sat\u0131c\u0131 notbuklar\u0131n \u00fcz\u0259rind\u0259ki \u201c750 manat\u201d yaz\u0131l\u0131 qiym\u0259t ka\u011f\u0131z\u0131n\u0131 \u201c550 manat\u201dla \u0259v\u0259z edir.<br \/>\n-N\u0259 \u0259c\u0259b bird\u0259n-bir\u0259 qiym\u0259tl\u0259ri bel\u0259 ucuzla\u015fd\u0131rd\u0131z? \u2013 dey\u0259 al\u0131c\u0131 soru\u015fur.<br \/>\nSat\u0131c\u0131n\u0131n cavab\u0131:<br \/>\nYeni il endiriml\u0259ri bitdiyi \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn<br \/>\n***<br \/>\nBayram s\u00fcfr\u0259si arxas\u0131nda qad\u0131n \u0259rin\u0259 \u015fikay\u0259tl\u0259nir:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ax\u0131, m\u0259n qoyun d\u0259risind\u0259n yox, su samuru x\u0259zind\u0259n k\u00fcrk ist\u0259yirdim?<br \/>\n\u018fri h\u0259yat yolda\u015f\u0131n\u0131 sakitl\u0259\u015fdirm\u0259y\u0259 \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r.<br \/>\n&#8211; Su samuru ili olanda alaram.<br \/>\n***<br \/>\n&#8211; Yeni ili harda ke\u00e7irirsiz?<br \/>\n&#8211; He\u00e7 vaxt yad\u0131mda qalm\u0131r. S\u0259rxo\u015f oluram.<br \/>\n***<br \/>\nH\u0259r il yeni il qaba\u011f\u0131 arvad \u0259rini h\u0259d\u0259l\u0259yir:<br \/>\n&#8211; Yeni ild\u0259n i\u00e7kini t\u0259rgid\u0259c\u0259ks\u0259n, bildin?<br \/>\nKi\u015fisi is\u0259 g\u00fcl\u00fcms\u0259y\u0259r\u0259k fikirl\u0259\u015fir: \u201cHardasa 15 ildir ki, evliyik, h\u0259l\u0259 d\u0259 optimizmini itirm\u0259yib\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Anacan, s\u0259n h\u0259qiq\u0259t\u0259n d\u0259 ist\u0259yirs\u0259n ki, yeni ili evd\u0259 ke\u00e7irim? &#8211; \u018flb\u0259tt\u0259. &#8211; Onda 31-i gec\u0259si harasa get. *** \u018fziz \u015eaxta Baba, b\u0259lk\u0259 bu il \u00e7oxlu pulla g\u0259l\u0259s\u0259n, h\u0259? \u201c\u018fziz rus xan\u0131mlar\u0131, b\u0259sdir \u015eaxta Babadan ki\u015fi ist\u0259diniz! Art\u0131q Tacikistan v\u0259 ke\u00e7mi\u015f sovet \u00f6lk\u0259l\u0259rinin ki\u015fil\u0259rinin yar\u0131s\u0131 biz\u0259 k\u00f6\u00e7\u00fcb\u201d. *** \u018fziz \u015eaxta Baba! 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