{"id":3016,"date":"2016-02-29T14:22:52","date_gmt":"2016-02-29T11:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yeniterter.az\/?p=3016"},"modified":"2016-02-29T14:22:52","modified_gmt":"2016-02-29T11:22:52","slug":"l%c9%99tif%c9%99l%c9%99r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/?p=3016","title":{"rendered":"L\u018fT\u0130F\u018fL\u018fR"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"l\u0259tif\u0259\"<\/a>Bir \u0259sg\u0259r \u0259sg\u0259rlikd\u0259 sevgilisin\u0259 o q\u0259d\u0259r m\u0259ktub yollay\u0131r ki, ax\u0131rda q\u0131z po\u00e7talyonla evl\u0259nir..)<\/strong>
\n ***<\/strong>
\nQ\u0131z – \u018fzizim, \u015f\u0259klini m\u0259n\u0259 g\u00f6nd\u0259r\u0259rs\u0259n?
\nO\u011flan – Caaaaaan, \u00fcr\u0259yim, dar\u0131xm\u0131san?
\nQ\u0131z -Yox can\u0131m, q\u0259zetd\u0259n \u00d6k\u00fcz \u015f\u0259kli
\ntapm\u0131\u015fam, aran\u0131zdak\u0131 7 f\u0259rqi axtaracam.
\nQ\u0131z: B\u0259s s\u0259nin \u00e7oxlu pulun, ma\u015f\u0131n\u0131n,
\nvillan var\u0131yd\u0131. N\u0259 oldu b\u0259s?
\nMamed: \u0130mkan verdinmi ki, deyim
\nzarafat eliyir\u0259m
\n***<\/strong>
\nMamed v\u0259 Ta\u011f\u0131 d\u0259rs\u0259 gecikir.<\/strong>
\nM\u00fc\u0259llim : Niy\u0259 d\u0259rs\u0259 gecikmisiz ?!<\/strong>
\nTa\u011f\u0131 : M\u0259n gec\u0259 yuxuda b\u00fct\u00fcn \u00f6lk\u0259l\u0259ri g\u0259zirdim,<\/strong>
\n0na g\u00f6r\u0259 yat\u0131b qalm\u0131\u015fam.<\/strong>
\nM\u00fc\u0259llim: <\/strong>
\nB\u0259s ay Mamed, s\u0259n niy\u0259 gecikmis\u0259n ?!<\/strong>
\nMamed : M\u0259n d\u0259 b\u00fct\u00fcn g\u00fcn\u00fc Ta\u011f\u0131n\u0131 aeroportda g\u00f6zl\u0259mi\u015f\u0259m<\/strong>
\n***<\/strong>
\nBir g\u00fcn bir qoca ki\u015fi metroda cavan o\u011flandan soru\u015fur:
\n-G\u0259ncliy\u0259 nec\u0259 qay\u0131d\u0131m bala?
\nO\u011flan cavab verir:
\n-Qocal\u0131qdan g\u0259ncliy\u0259 metro getmir, baba
\n***<\/strong>
\nT\u0259cili yard\u0131ma z\u0259ng g\u0259lir:<\/strong>
\n-U\u015fa\u011f\u0131m q\u0259l\u0259m udub, neyn\u0259y\u0259k?!<\/strong>
\n-G\u00f6zl\u0259yin g\u0259lirik<\/strong>
\n-Siz g\u0259l\u0259n\u0259 kimi neyn\u0259y\u0259k b\u0259s?<\/strong>
\n-H\u0259l\u0259lik karanda\u015fla yaz\u0131n.<\/strong>
\n***<\/strong>
\nBir g\u00fcn usaq anas\u0131na deyir
\nAna m\u00fcharib\u0259 olmas\u0131n\u0131 ist\u0259mr\u0259m
\nAnas\u0131 deyir.
\nNiy\u0259 s\u0259nd\u0259 s\u00fclh t\u0259r\u0259ftar\u0131san?
\nYox, m\u00fcharib\u0259 olduqca tarix kitablar\u0131 qal\u0131nla\u015f\u0131r.<\/p>\n

\u0130dman d\u0259rsind\u0259 m\u00fc\u0259llim \u018flid\u0259n soru\u015fur:
\n-100 metri ne\u00e7\u0259 saniy\u0259y\u0259 qa\u00e7arsan?
\n-M\u00fc\u0259llim, o bax\u0131r n\u0259yin dal\u0131nca qa\u00e7ma\u011f\u0131ma.
\n***<\/strong>
\nbir gun molla Nesreddinin ess\u0259yi itir mollanin yanindada bir oglanla qiz sohb\u0259t edirl\u0259r oglan qiza deyir m\u0259n s\u0259nin gozlerin\u0259 baxanda her seyi ve h\u0259r yeri gorur\u0259m molla bunu esidib deyir ay oglum o qizin gozlerin\u0259 bax gor m\u0259nim ess\u0259yim hardad\u0131?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bir \u0259sg\u0259r \u0259sg\u0259rlikd\u0259 sevgilisin\u0259 o q\u0259d\u0259r m\u0259ktub yollay\u0131r ki, ax\u0131rda q\u0131z po\u00e7talyonla evl\u0259nir..) *** Q\u0131z – \u018fzizim, \u015f\u0259klini m\u0259n\u0259 g\u00f6nd\u0259r\u0259rs\u0259n? O\u011flan – Caaaaaan, \u00fcr\u0259yim, dar\u0131xm\u0131san? Q\u0131z -Yox can\u0131m, q\u0259zetd\u0259n \u00d6k\u00fcz \u015f\u0259kli tapm\u0131\u015fam, aran\u0131zdak\u0131 7 f\u0259rqi axtaracam. Q\u0131z: B\u0259s s\u0259nin \u00e7oxlu pulun, ma\u015f\u0131n\u0131n, villan var\u0131yd\u0131. N\u0259 oldu b\u0259s? Mamed: \u0130mkan verdinmi ki, deyim zarafat eliyir\u0259m<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,7],"tags":[12],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3016"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3016\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}