{"id":28657,"date":"2024-12-10T09:43:01","date_gmt":"2024-12-10T06:43:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/?p=28657"},"modified":"2024-12-10T09:43:01","modified_gmt":"2024-12-10T06:43:01","slug":"satirik-hekay%c9%99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/?p=28657","title":{"rendered":"SAT\u0130R\u0130K HEKAY\u018f"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>M\u018fKT\u018fB BUFET\u0130ND\u018f<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00c7i\u00e7\u0259k n\u0259n\u0259 s\u0259h\u0259r-s\u0259h\u0259r bufet\u0259 daxil olub, \u0259trafa g\u00f6z g\u0259zdirdi. \u0130nsaf\u0259n, h\u0259r yan s\u0259liq\u0259li idi. Yor\u011fun olsa da, ev\u0259 ged\u0259nd\u0259 buralar\u0131 silib-s\u00fcp\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015fd\u00fc. D\u0259rind\u0259n \u201cah\u201d \u00e7\u0259kib, divardan as\u0131lm\u0131\u015f ya\u011fl\u0131 d\u00f6\u015fd\u00fcy\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fc v\u0259 taxd\u0131 sin\u0259sin\u0259. D\u00f6\u015fd\u00fcy\u00fcn yan\u0131ndak\u0131 a\u011fappaq qar kimi x\u0259l\u0259t\u0259 v\u0259 \u00fc\u00e7k\u00fcnc yayl\u0131\u011fa g\u00f6zucu bax\u0131b d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc: \u201cKa\u015f bu g\u00fcn yoxlama-filan g\u0259lm\u0259sin. N\u0259 bi\u015firdiyim ya\u011fl\u0131 k\u00f6k\u0259l\u0259ri sata bilir\u0259m, n\u0259 d\u0259 ev\u0259 pul apar\u0131ram. Bel\u0259 d\u0259 i\u015f olar?\u201d<br \/>\nSonra \u00c7i\u00e7\u0259k n\u0259n\u0259 evd\u0259 haz\u0131rlad\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir l\u0259y\u0259n ya\u011fl\u0131 k\u00f6k\u0259ni \u00e7\u0131xar\u0131b qoydu pi\u015ftaxtan\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcn\u0259. M\u00fcxt\u0259lif \u015fir\u0259l\u0259rin, sular\u0131n, pe\u00e7enyel\u0259rin tozunu silib, yen\u0259 d\u0259 \u00f6z-\u00f6z\u00fcn\u0259 g\u00f6t\u00fcr-qoy el\u0259m\u0259y\u0259 ba\u015flad\u0131: \u201cKe\u00e7\u0259n d\u0259f\u0259 bir u\u015faq bu sudan z\u0259h\u0259rl\u0259n\u0259nd\u0259 yaman qorxdum. Dedim, yen\u0259 yoxlamalar g\u0259lib buran\u0131 \u0259l\u0259k-v\u0259l\u0259k ed\u0259c\u0259k, n\u0259 bilim, istehsal tarixini, keyfiyy\u0259tini, harada haz\u0131rlanmas\u0131n\u0131 yoxlayacaqlar. \u015e\u00fck\u00fcr, valideyn insafl\u0131 oldu, \u015fikay\u0259t el\u0259m\u0259di. Bir d\u0259 ki, ax\u0131 m\u0259n neyl\u0259m\u0259liy\u0259m. Z\u0259hm\u0259t \u00e7\u0259kib u\u015faqlar\u0131na su qoysunlar d\u0259.<br \/>\nEl\u0259 bu vaxt d\u0259rsin bitm\u0259sini bildir\u0259n z\u0259ng \u00e7al\u0131nd\u0131. Birc\u0259 d\u0259qiq\u0259 ke\u00e7m\u0259mi\u015f bufetin qap\u0131lar\u0131 \u015faqq\u0131lt\u0131 il\u0259 a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131 v\u0259 \u0259traf\u0131 \u201c\u00c7i\u00e7\u0259k n\u0259n\u0259, \u00c7i\u00e7\u0259k n\u0259n\u0259!\u201d s\u0259sl\u0259ri b\u00fcr\u00fcd\u00fc. Bufet\u00e7i qad\u0131n sanki bu s\u0259sl\u0259ri e\u015fitmirdi. Onun g\u00f6zl\u0259ri d\u0259, fikri d\u0259 g\u00fcc-b\u0259la il\u0259 \u00f6zl\u0259rini pi\u015ftaxtan\u0131n qar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na \u00e7atd\u0131ran u\u015faqlar\u0131n \u0259ll\u0259rind\u0259ki puldayd\u0131. Q\u0259pikl\u0259ri al\u0131b, kimin\u0259 k\u00f6k\u0259, kimin\u0259 is\u0259 u\u015faqlar\u0131n dili il\u0259 des\u0259k, \u201c\u015firniqu\u015fu\u201d verirdi. Arxada is\u0259 u\u015faqlar t\u0131xacdan t\u0259rp\u0259n\u0259 bilmirdil\u0259r. A\u015fa\u011f\u0131 sinif \u015fagirdl\u0259rind\u0259n b\u0259zil\u0259rinin ayaqlar\u0131 g\u00f6yd\u0259 qalm\u0131\u015fd\u0131. G\u00f6zl\u0259rind\u0259n ya\u015f ax\u0131rd\u0131, amma kim idi onlara fikir ver\u0259n? Z\u0259ng vurulmam\u0131\u015f ham\u0131 \u00c7i\u00e7\u0259k n\u0259n\u0259d\u0259n n\u0259s\u0259 bir \u015fey almaq, evd\u0259n g\u0259tirdikl\u0259ri q\u0259pikl\u0259ri x\u0259rcl\u0259m\u0259k ist\u0259yirdi.<br \/>\nZ\u0259ng \u00e7al\u0131nd\u0131. \u015eagirdl\u0259r sanki bir \u0259mrl\u0259 geri d\u00f6nd\u00fcl\u0259r v\u0259 bir-birind\u0259n araland\u0131lar. Bayaqdan ayaqlar\u0131 g\u00f6yd\u0259 qalan balacalar \u015faqq\u0131lt\u0131 il\u0259 yer\u0259 d\u0259ydil\u0259r. \u00c7i\u00e7\u0259k n\u0259n\u0259 yaln\u0131z indi onlar\u0131 g\u00f6rd\u00fc. Yax\u0131nla\u015f\u0131b qald\u0131rd\u0131 v\u0259 ya\u011fl\u0131 \u0259ll\u0259ri il\u0259 g\u00f6zl\u0259rinin ya\u015f\u0131n\u0131 sildi.<br \/>\n\u018ftrafa sakitlik \u00e7\u00f6kd\u00fc. Bufet\u00e7i qad\u0131n ayaqlar\u0131n\u0131n dincini almaq \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn oturdu v\u0259 d\u0259rind\u0259n fikr\u0259 getdi: \u201cBizim vaxt\u0131m\u0131zda bel\u0259 deyildi. T\u0259k-t\u00fck adamlar m\u0259kt\u0259b\u0259 ged\u0259n u\u015fa\u011f\u0131na pul verirdi. Bufetin p\u0259nc\u0259r\u0259sinin qar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda bir-iki u\u015faq olard\u0131, onlar da, ya bir k\u00f6k\u0259, ya da pe\u00e7eny\u0259 alard\u0131lar. Qalanlar\u0131na is\u0259 analar evd\u0259n bir balaca pay qoyard\u0131lar. B\u0259s, g\u00f6r\u0259s\u0259n indiki analar niy\u0259 bel\u0259 deyill\u0259r?\u201d X\u0259yal\u0131nda canland\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131 s\u0259hn\u0259d\u0259n \u00f6z\u00fc d\u0259 qorxdu: \u201cYax\u015f\u0131 ki, bel\u0259 deyill\u0259r. B\u0259s, onda m\u0259n bu q\u0259d\u0259r pulu nec\u0259 qazanard\u0131m?\u201d<!--more--><br \/>\nEl\u0259 bu vaxt m\u00fc\u0259lliml\u0259rd\u0259n biri i\u00e7\u0259ri girib dedi: \u201c\u00c7i\u00e7\u0259k n\u0259n\u0259, m\u0259kt\u0259b\u0259 yoxlama g\u0259lib!\u201d Qad\u0131n t\u0259l\u0259sik aya\u011fa qalx\u0131b \u0259vv\u0259lc\u0259 k\u00f6k\u0259l\u0259r olan l\u0259y\u0259nini \u0259lin\u0259 ald\u0131, bay\u0131ra \u00e7\u0131x\u0131b pill\u0259k\u0259nl\u0259rin alt\u0131nda gizl\u0259tdi. Sonra ya\u011fl\u0131 d\u00f6\u015fd\u00fcy\u00fcn\u00fc \u00e7\u0131xar\u0131b a\u011f x\u0259l\u0259ti geyindi, ba\u015f\u0131na s\u0259liq\u0259li l\u0259\u00e7\u0259k ba\u011flad\u0131. El\u0259 \u00fcz-g\u00f6z\u00fc d\u0259 x\u0259l\u0259ti kimi a\u011fappaq olmu\u015fdu: \u201cG\u00f6r\u0259s\u0259n bu d\u0259f\u0259 d\u0259 \u00f6t\u00fcb ke\u00e7\u0259c\u0259kmi?\u201d<br \/>\nBufetin gir\u0259c\u0259yind\u0259 dayanm\u0131\u015f bir valideynin s\u00f6zl\u0259ri onu diksindirdi: \u201cYoxlama qurtaracaq, \u00c7i\u00e7\u0259k n\u0259n\u0259. Amma satd\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z keyfiyy\u0259tsiz \u0259rzaqlar\u0131n u\u015faqlara ziyanl\u0131 t\u0259siri ke\u00e7m\u0259y\u0259c\u0259k, indi olmasa da, g\u0259l\u0259c\u0259kd\u0259 \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6st\u0259r\u0259c\u0259k\u201d.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><em><strong>Svetlana BA\u011eIROVA<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u018fKT\u018fB BUFET\u0130ND\u018f \u00c7i\u00e7\u0259k n\u0259n\u0259 s\u0259h\u0259r-s\u0259h\u0259r bufet\u0259 daxil olub, \u0259trafa g\u00f6z g\u0259zdirdi. \u0130nsaf\u0259n, h\u0259r yan s\u0259liq\u0259li idi. Yor\u011fun olsa da, ev\u0259 ged\u0259nd\u0259 buralar\u0131 silib-s\u00fcp\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015fd\u00fc. D\u0259rind\u0259n \u201cah\u201d \u00e7\u0259kib, divardan as\u0131lm\u0131\u015f ya\u011fl\u0131 d\u00f6\u015fd\u00fcy\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fc v\u0259 taxd\u0131 sin\u0259sin\u0259. D\u00f6\u015fd\u00fcy\u00fcn yan\u0131ndak\u0131 a\u011fappaq qar kimi x\u0259l\u0259t\u0259 v\u0259 \u00fc\u00e7k\u00fcnc yayl\u0131\u011fa g\u00f6zucu bax\u0131b d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc: \u201cKa\u015f bu g\u00fcn yoxlama-filan g\u0259lm\u0259sin. N\u0259 bi\u015firdiyim ya\u011fl\u0131 k\u00f6k\u0259l\u0259ri [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28657"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28657"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28658,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28657\/revisions\/28658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}