{"id":2341,"date":"2015-12-25T09:14:47","date_gmt":"2015-12-25T06:14:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yeniterter.az\/?p=2341"},"modified":"2015-12-25T09:14:47","modified_gmt":"2015-12-25T06:14:47","slug":"yeni-il-l%c9%99tif%c9%99l%c9%99ri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/?p=2341","title":{"rendered":"YEN\u0130 \u0130L L\u018fT\u0130F\u018fL\u018fR\u0130"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yeniterter.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/smiles-f-it.ru136.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-2342 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yeniterter.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/smiles-f-it.ru136-300x298.jpg\" alt=\"smiles-f-it.ru136\" width=\"90\" height=\"89\" srcset=\"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/smiles-f-it.ru136-300x298.jpg 300w, https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/smiles-f-it.ru136-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/smiles-f-it.ru136.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 90px) 100vw, 90px\" \/><\/a>U\u015faq:<br \/>\n\u2013Ana, olar \u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc p\u0259nc\u0259r\u0259d\u0259n a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 at\u0131m?<br \/>\nAna:<br \/>\n\u2013D\u0259rsl\u0259rini oxu, sonra&#8230;<br \/>\n*** <!--more--><br \/>\nM\u00fc\u0259llim m\u0259kt\u0259bd\u0259 u\u015fa\u011f\u0131n d\u0259f-t\u0259rin\u0259: \u201cO\u011flunuz \u00e7ox dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r\u201d-yaz\u0131b, ev\u0259 yollay\u0131r. Atas\u0131 bunu oxuyub a\u015fa\u011f\u0131dan yaz\u0131r: \u201cBu n\u0259dir ki? Siz h\u0259l\u0259 anas\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rm\u0259misiniz!\u201d<br \/>\n***<br \/>\nBir g\u00fcn narkoman yas m\u0259clisin\u0259 g\u0259lir. G\u00f6r\u00fcr ki, molla bildiyini d\u0259, bilm\u0259diyini d\u0259 dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r. Mollan\u0131 \u0259l\u0259 salmaq \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn deyir:<br \/>\n\u2013Olar bir sual verim?<br \/>\nMolla deyir:<br \/>\n\u2013Ver.<br \/>\nNarkoman deyir:<br \/>\n\u2013S\u00fcbh o ba\u015fdan durdum orucumu a\u00e7\u0131m, g\u00f6rd\u00fcm orucum koda d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcb a\u00e7\u0131lm\u0131r. Nec\u0259 el\u0259yim a\u00e7\u0131m?<br \/>\nMolla \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc itirm\u0259d\u0259n cavab verir:<br \/>\n\u2013Burda \u00e7\u0259tin he\u00e7 n\u0259 yoxdur. Bir st\u0259kan su, iki d\u0259n\u0259 xurma, dyez, yes.<br \/>\n***<br \/>\nDay\u0131, avtova\u011fzal hardad\u0131?<br \/>\n\u2013Ay bala 100 metr ir\u0259lid\u0259n , 200 metr sa\u011fdak\u0131, 9 m\u0259rt\u0259b\u0259li binaynan \u00fczb\u0259\u00fcz, 5 m\u0259rt\u0259b\u0259li binan\u0131n, 7-ci blokundak\u0131, 24\u2116-li m\u0259nzill\u0259 paralel, m\u0259nzilin m\u0259tb\u0259xind\u0259ki \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259k qab\u0131n\u0131n icind\u0259ki tik\u0259 \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259y\u0259 and olsun, bilmir\u0259m .<br \/>\n\u0131m onlar\u0131 g\u00f6rm\u00fcr.<br \/>\nH\u0259kim:- sa\u011flam olmaq \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn h\u0259r g\u00fcn idman et<br \/>\nKi\u015fi:- m\u0259n tennis,futbol,qolf oynay\u0131ram<br \/>\n***<br \/>\nH\u0259kim:- g\u00fcnd\u0259 ne\u00e7\u0259 saat?<br \/>\nKi\u015fi:- telefonumun zaryatkas\u0131 \u00f6l\u0259n\u0259 kimi&#8230;))<br \/>\nQad\u0131n ma\u011fazada xal\u00e7a se\u00e7ir:<br \/>\n-m\u0259n\u0259 rahat bir xal\u00e7a laz\u0131md\u0131r,u\u015faq ota\u011f\u0131 \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn,\u00e7irkl\u0259ndiyi tez bilinm\u0259y\u0259n<br \/>\n-ne\u00e7\u0259 u\u015fa\u011f\u0131n\u0131z var?<br \/>\nalt\u0131<br \/>\no&#8230;.onda siz ota\u011f\u0131 asfaltlasan\u0131z daha yax\u015f\u0131 olar.ayaqqab\u0131 d\u00fckan\u0131na girir. Sat\u0131c\u0131dan soru\u015fur ki sizde 43 razmer ayaqqab\u0131 var?<br \/>\nSat\u0131c\u0131 heyr\u0259t\u0259 g\u0259lir v\u0259 deyir:<br \/>\n-siz bu ayaqqab\u0131n\u0131 kim \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn al\u0131rs\u0131z ve onun ya\u015f\u0131 ne\u00e7\u0259dir?<br \/>\nki\u015fi cavab\u0131nda deyir: m\u0259nim o\u011flumdur v\u0259 alt\u0131da oxuyur. Sat\u0131c\u0131 deyir indi onun ayaq razmeri 43 olarsa 11-ci sinifd\u0259 ne\u00e7\u0259 olar?<br \/>\nKi\u015fi cavab\u0131nda deyir ki siz narahat olmay\u0131n o q\u0259l\u0259t edir 9-dan \u00e7\u0131xaracam.<br \/>\n***<br \/>\nH\u0259kim x\u0259st\u0259d\u0259n soru\u015fdu Baxin bunu bilm\u0259k m\u0259nim \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn \u00e7ox vacibdir. H\u0259yat\u0131n\u0131zda \u00e7\u0259kiniz \u0259n \u00e7ox olanda ne\u00e7\u0259 kilo idiniz x\u0259st\u0259 cavab verir doxsan doqquz kilo. B\u0259s \u0259n a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 olanda \u00fc\u00e7 kilo yeddi yuz \u0259lli qram.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U\u015faq: \u2013Ana, olar \u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc p\u0259nc\u0259r\u0259d\u0259n a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 at\u0131m? Ana: \u2013D\u0259rsl\u0259rini oxu, sonra&#8230; ***<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[12],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2341"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}