{"id":13548,"date":"2019-09-06T08:32:44","date_gmt":"2019-09-06T05:32:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yeniterter.az\/?p=13548"},"modified":"2019-09-06T11:13:16","modified_gmt":"2019-09-06T08:13:16","slug":"d%c9%99lixanada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/?p=13548","title":{"rendered":"D\u018fL\u0130XANADA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-13550 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yeniterter.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/images-2-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"105\" height=\"127\" \/>Bir d\u0259li g\u0259lib dostlar\u0131na dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r:<br \/>\n\u2013 D\u00fcn\u0259n taksi \u015foferin\u0259 atd\u0131m<br \/>\nNec\u0259?<br \/>\n\u2013 Pulu verdim, amma minm\u0259dim.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">* * *<\/p>\n<p>Bir g\u00fcn bir d\u0259li \u00e7\u0131x\u0131r s\u00f6y\u00fcd a\u011fac\u0131na.<br \/>\nDostu deyir: \u2013 Hara \u00e7\u0131x\u0131rsan?<br \/>\n\u2013 Armud yem\u0259y\u0259.<br \/>\nDostu deyir:<br \/>\nAx\u0131, bu s\u00f6y\u00fcd a\u011fac\u0131d\u0131r.<br \/>\n\u2013 N\u0259 olsun. Armud cibimd\u0259di.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">* * *<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Bir d\u0259li n\u0259rdivan\u0131n yuxar\u0131s\u0131na \u00e7\u0131x\u0131b, divara mismar vurmaq ist\u0259yir. A\u015fa\u011f\u0131dan n\u0259rdivan\u0131 tutmu\u015f o biri d\u0259li deyir:<br \/>\n\u2013 \u00c7\u0259kicd\u0259n m\u00f6hk\u0259m tutmusanm\u0131?<br \/>\n\u2013 H\u0259, n\u0259dir ki,?<br \/>\n\u2013 He\u00e7, n\u0259rdivan\u0131 g\u00f6t\u00fcrm\u0259k ist\u0259yir\u0259m.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">* * *<\/p>\n<p>Bir d\u0259li dostundan soru\u015fur:<br \/>\n\u2013 G\u00f6r\u0259s\u0259n adam\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na mismar vurmaq olar?<br \/>\nO birisi cavab verir:<br \/>\n\u2013 Bilmir\u0259m. \u0130st\u0259yirs\u0259n, g\u0259l yoxlayaq.<br \/>\n\u0130ri bir mismar, bir d\u0259n\u0259 d\u0259 \u00e7\u0259kic tap\u0131rlar. D\u0259linin biri mismar\u0131n ucunu o biri d\u0259linin ba\u015f\u0131na s\u00f6yk\u0259yib \u00e7\u0259kicl\u0259 \u00fcst\u00fcnd\u0259n var g\u00fcc\u00fc il\u0259 vurmaq ist\u0259y\u0259nd\u0259 dostu deyir:<br \/>\n\u2013 G\u00f6zl\u0259 ha, \u00e7\u0259kic ba\u015f\u0131ma d\u0259y\u0259r.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">* * *<\/p>\n<p>Bir d\u0259li evl\u0259rin\u0259 m\u0259ktub yaz\u0131r: \u201cV\u0259ziyy\u0259timiz \u00e7ox yax\u015f\u0131d\u0131r. H\u0259r g\u00fcn hovuzda \u00e7imirik. H\u0259kim deyir ki, \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fcz\u00fc yax\u015f\u0131 aparsan\u0131z hovuza su da buraxaca\u011f\u0131q\u201d.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">* * *<\/p>\n<p>Bir d\u0259li o birisind\u0259n soru\u015fur:<br \/>\n\u2013 D\u0259d\u0259nin q\u0259lyan\u0131 var?<br \/>\n\u2013 H\u0259, var, n\u0259dir ki?<br \/>\n\u2013 He\u00e7&#8230; S\u00f6hb\u0259tdir d\u0259, el\u0259yirik.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">* * *<\/p>\n<p>Bir g\u00fcn d\u0259lixana sakini m\u00fcdir\u0259 \u015fikay\u0259t el\u0259yir:<br \/>\n\u2013 M\u0259nim otaq yolda\u015f\u0131m ba\u015f\u0131na vedr\u0259 ke\u00e7irir, \u0259ll\u0259rini d\u0259 toka tax\u0131b deyir: \u201cLampo\u00e7kayam, yand\u0131m, s\u00f6nd\u00fcm, yand\u0131m, s\u00f6nd\u00fcm. M\u0259ni yatma\u011fa qoymur\u201d.<br \/>\nM\u00fcdir d\u0259 cavab\u0131nda deyir:<br \/>\n\u2013 S\u0259n ona fikir verm\u0259, yat.<br \/>\nD\u0259li deyir:<br \/>\n\u2013 He\u00e7 i\u015f\u0131qda da yatmaq olar ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">* * *<\/p>\n<p>Bir g\u00fcn d\u0259lixanaya yoxlama komissiyas\u0131 g\u0259lir.<br \/>\nBu komissiya \u00fczvl\u0259rind\u0259n biri d\u0259lixana m\u00fcdirin\u0259 m\u00fcraci\u0259t edir:<br \/>\n\u2013 Bu d\u0259lixanadak\u0131 d\u0259lil\u0259r niy\u0259 h\u0259r\u0259si s\u00fckan \u0259v\u0259zin\u0259 \u0259lin\u0259 bir \u015fey g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcb ma\u015f\u0131n s\u00fcr\u00fcrl\u0259r?<br \/>\nBa\u015f h\u0259kim \u0259lin\u0259 qovlu\u011fu g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u0259r\u0259k deyir:<br \/>\n\u2013 Otur getdik g\u00f6r\u0259k d\u00fcz deyirs\u0259n?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bir d\u0259li g\u0259lib dostlar\u0131na dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r: \u2013 D\u00fcn\u0259n taksi \u015foferin\u0259 atd\u0131m Nec\u0259? \u2013 Pulu verdim, amma minm\u0259dim. * * * Bir g\u00fcn bir d\u0259li \u00e7\u0131x\u0131r s\u00f6y\u00fcd a\u011fac\u0131na. Dostu deyir: \u2013 Hara \u00e7\u0131x\u0131rsan? \u2013 Armud yem\u0259y\u0259. Dostu deyir: Ax\u0131, bu s\u00f6y\u00fcd a\u011fac\u0131d\u0131r. \u2013 N\u0259 olsun. Armud cibimd\u0259di. * * *<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13548"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}