{"id":12580,"date":"2019-05-08T09:07:26","date_gmt":"2019-05-08T06:07:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yeniterter.az\/?p=12580"},"modified":"2019-05-08T09:19:19","modified_gmt":"2019-05-08T06:19:19","slug":"yumor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/?p=12580","title":{"rendered":"YUMOR"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Ana u\u015fa\u011f\u0131 danlay\u0131r.
\n-S\u0259ni g\u00f6r\u00fcm l\u0259n\u0259t\u0259 g\u0259l\u0259s\u0259n! G\u00f6r y\u0131x\u0131l\u0131b \u015falvar\u0131 n\u0259 g\u00fcn\u0259 qoymusan?!
\nU\u015faq a\u011flaya-a\u011flaya cavab verir.
\n-Vallah, ana, y\u0131x\u0131landa \u015falvar\u0131m\u0131 \u00e7\u0131xarma\u011fa vaxt tapmad\u0131m.
\n* * *
\nM\u00fc\u0259llim m\u0259kt\u0259bd\u0259 u\u015fa\u011f\u0131n d\u0259ft\u0259rin\u0259: \u201cO\u011flunuz \u00e7ox dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r\u201d yaz\u0131b ev\u0259 yollay\u0131r. Atas\u0131 bunu oxuyub, a\u015fa\u011f\u0131dan yaz\u0131r ki, bu n\u0259dir ki? Siz h\u0259l\u0259 anas\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rm\u0259misiniz!
\n* * *
\nBir ki\u015fi d\u00fckana girib v\u0259 deyir ki, m\u0259n\u0259 299 \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259k ver.
\nSat\u0131c\u0131:
\n\u2013300 olmaz?
\nKi\u015fi:
\nD\u0259lis\u0259n? O q\u0259d\u0259r \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259yi kim yey\u0259c\u0259k?!
\n* * *
\n\u0130ki d\u0259li x\u0259st\u0259xanadan qa\u00e7ma\u011fa q\u0259rar verir. Gec\u0259 planlar\u0131n\u0131 yerin\u0259 yetirib, qa\u00e7\u0131rlar. Sabah\u0131s\u0131 g\u00fcn t\u0259z\u0259d\u0259n qay\u0131d\u0131rlar. Dig\u0259r d\u0259lil\u0259r bunlardan soru\u015furlar:
\n– Niy\u0259 qay\u0131td\u0131n\u0131z?
\n– Bu g\u00fcn plan\u0131 yoxlad\u0131q. Sabah qa\u00e7aca\u011f\u0131q.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ana u\u015fa\u011f\u0131 danlay\u0131r. -S\u0259ni g\u00f6r\u00fcm l\u0259n\u0259t\u0259 g\u0259l\u0259s\u0259n! G\u00f6r y\u0131x\u0131l\u0131b \u015falvar\u0131 n\u0259 g\u00fcn\u0259 qoymusan?! U\u015faq a\u011flaya-a\u011flaya cavab verir. -Vallah, ana, y\u0131x\u0131landa \u015falvar\u0131m\u0131 \u00e7\u0131xarma\u011fa vaxt tapmad\u0131m. * * * M\u00fc\u0259llim m\u0259kt\u0259bd\u0259 u\u015fa\u011f\u0131n d\u0259ft\u0259rin\u0259: \u201cO\u011flunuz \u00e7ox dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r\u201d yaz\u0131b ev\u0259 yollay\u0131r. Atas\u0131 bunu oxuyub, a\u015fa\u011f\u0131dan yaz\u0131r ki, bu n\u0259dir ki? Siz h\u0259l\u0259 anas\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rm\u0259misiniz! * * * Bir ki\u015fi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12580"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeniterter.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}