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\u2013Alo, Martindir?\n\u2013Xeyir,-dey\u0259 x\u0259ttin o biri ba\u015f\u0131nda bir u\u015faq cavab verir.\u2013Atam evd\u0259 yoxdur.
\n\u2013B\u0259s anan?
\n\u2013Anam da yoxdur. Kinoya getdil\u0259r. Qarda\u015f\u0131mla m\u0259n evd\u0259 t\u0259kik.
\n\u2013D\u0259st\u0259yi qarda\u015f\u0131na ver\u0259 bil\u0259rs\u0259nmi?
\n\u2013B\u0259li.
\nUzun bir s\u0259ssizlik … Sonra:
\n\u2013Ver\u0259 bilm\u0259y\u0259c\u0259y\u0259m, \u00e7ox \u00e7al\u0131\u015fd\u0131m, ancaq onu be\u015fiyind\u0259n g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u0259 bilm\u0259dim…
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\nAnas\u0131 balaca q\u0131z\u0131na deyir:
\n\u2013\u018fg\u0259r a\u011f\u0131ll\u0131 olsan c\u0259nn\u0259t\u0259 ged\u0259rs\u0259n, yox, \u0259g\u0259r s\u00f6z\u00fcm\u0259 baxmay\u0131b nadinclik el\u0259s\u0259n c\u0259h\u0259nn\u0259m\u0259 ged\u0259c\u0259ks\u0259n!..
\nQ\u0131z:
\n\u2013Yax\u015f\u0131, ana b\u0259s sirk\u0259 getm\u0259k \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn n\u0259 etm\u0259k laz\u0131md\u0131r?
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\n\u2013\u0130nsanlarla bal\u0131qlar\u0131n xasiyy\u0259ti ox\u015fard\u0131r.
\n\u2013N\u0259d\u0259n bilirs\u0259n?
\n\u2013A\u011f\u0131zlar\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7masalar he\u00e7 birinin ba\u015f\u0131 b\u0259laya d\u00fc\u015fm\u0259z.
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\n\u0130lk d\u0259f\u0259 bal-maskarada ged\u0259n s\u00fct\u00fcl bir o\u011flan g\u00f6z\u00fc tutan qad\u0131nlardan birini q\u0131zara-bozara r\u0259qs\u0259 d\u0259v\u0259t edir.
\nQad\u0131n istehzayla:
\n\u2013Yax\u015f\u0131, amma m\u0259n u\u015faqla nec\u0259 r\u0259qs ed\u0259 bil\u0259r\u0259m.
\nO\u011flan utana-utana:
\n\u2013Ba\u011f\u0131\u015flay\u0131n, m\u0259n u\u015faq g\u00f6zl\u0259diyinizi bilmirdim.
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\nYard\u0131msev\u0259rl\u0259r bal\u0131nda Bernard \u015eou olduqca ya\u015fl\u0131 olan, lakin cavan g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u0259n bir xan\u0131m\u0131 r\u0259qs\u0259 d\u0259v\u0259t edir. \u015eounun bu d\u0259v\u0259tind\u0259n m\u0259mnun olan qad\u0131n ona kompliment dem\u0259k ist\u0259yir:
\n\u2013M\u0259nim kimi d\u0259y\u0259rsiz bir qad\u0131nla r\u0259qs edirsiniz. N\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r alic\u0259nabs\u0131n\u0131z.
\n\u015eou sakit bir t\u0259rzd\u0259 cavab verir:
\n\u2013 Yard\u0131msev\u0259rl\u0259r bal\u0131nday\u0131q…
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\nA\u011f\u015f\u0259h\u0259rin abdal adamlar\u0131ndan biri e\u015f\u015f\u0259y\u0259 minib yol il\u0259 gedirdi. Yolda Xoca N\u0259sr\u0259ddin\u0259 rast g\u0259ldi v\u0259 ona sata\u015fmaq \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn dedi:
\n\u2013Xoca, s\u0259nin k\u0259ram\u0259tind\u0259n ham\u0131 a\u011f\u0131zdolusu dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r. N\u0259 olar, bunu biz\u0259 d\u0259 g\u00f6st\u0259rs\u0259n\u0259. Bu e\u015f\u015f\u0259yin ayaqlar\u0131na bir dua oxuyub \u00fcfl\u0259 qoy s\u0259nin kimi iki ayaql\u0131 olsun.
\nXoca:
\n\u2013Alt\u0131ndak\u0131 e\u015f\u015f\u0259yi iki ayaql\u0131 etm\u0259k m\u0259nim \u0259limd\u0259n g\u0259lm\u0259z, ancaq s\u0259ni d\u00f6rd ayaql\u0131 eliy\u0259 bil\u0259r\u0259m.
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\n\u018fbd\u00fclh\u0259q Hamid bir y\u0131\u011f\u0131ncaqda deyir:
\n\u2013M\u0259n\u0259 el\u0259 bir \u015fey deyin ki, o uzand\u0131qca q\u0131salm\u0131\u015f olsun.
\nBilm\u0259c\u0259ni kims\u0259 a\u00e7a bil-mir, ax\u0131rda \u00f6z\u00fc cavab verir: \u201cUzand\u0131qca q\u0131salan \u015fey \u00f6m\u00fcrd\u00fcr\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"